Mahamad makes a shocking revelation

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Mahamad’s shocking revelation comes in the form of his health insurance card and a stand-up routine. Mahamad is a refugee living in Denmark, and he reveals that when his father filled out the paperwork needed to get new identification, he put down several erroneous things on Mahamad’s official paperwork. For example, Mahamad’s name isn’t actually Mahamad; it’s Muhammad. His father spelled Mahamad’s name incorrectly (in this case, phonetically). Mahamad’s insurance card lists his birthday as November 3, which is also incorrect; in this case, Mahamad’s father just didn’t remember Mahamad’s birthday. Mahamad tells a few more jokes about the situation, ending with the revelation that Mahamad’s paranoid mother told him he needed to pretend that his name was Mahamad and his birthday was November 3, or his father would be arrested. Mahamad earns second place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)