Linda teaches a child something remarkable

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Linda decides to teach Esther how to be a pop star, by writing new lyrics to the classic children’s song Se Min Kjole (‘Look At My Dress’), and provides backing music for Esther by playing the song on an acoustic guitar.

The translated lyrics for the song Esther sings are as follows: “See Mark Le Fêvre, he’s as ugly as a stork. / Everything I look at is ugly about him. / It’s because his pate is so shiny, / And because he is so piss-whiny.”

Lasse is not a huge fan of the song’s new lyrics, but acknowledges that Esther learned them, and awards Linda third place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)