Heino’s heavenly help

Heino half-heartedly tries to move the ball with the hose. Unsurprisingly, the ball does not move, as Heino does nothing to increase the water pressure. While he debates his next move, a strong gust of wind blows the beach ball halfway down the course. Presumably Heino realises the hose does not reach that far down the course – he is next shown getting a watering can from the shed and using it to throw water at the ball. When the ball does not move, Heino gets frustrated and throws the watering can at it, hitting it (in the studio, he argues that “it shouldn’t be called a watering can if it’s not made of water”). Heino’s throw just so happens to move the ball right next to the finish line. He tells the cameras to turn around, implying that he’s going to urinate on the ball to get it across the finish line. He then simply pushes the ball past the goal when he thinks the cameras aren’t filming. He is therefore disqualified.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)