Heino’s egg-cellent, pun-derful vacation

Heino’s account of his egg’s holiday is based entirely on egg puns. He describes how his egg travelled to Salto (a historical manor), as well as to a nearby amusement park. While on vacation, Heino’s egg was married by a local ‘pastor-ised’. Heino then drove the newlyweds around in a Porsche (which sounds like ‘pocheret’, meaning ‘poached egg’). The two had four children (Heino uses the German word, ‘kinder’, so he could represent the children as Kinder brand chocolate eggs). Heino also reveals that a movie was made of the trip, titled ‘Father of Four Egg-Fed Twins in Salto’. He presents a copy of the film on DVD to Lasse. Given the title, and the fact that the DVD cover has an elephant on it, it seems there is a joke or reference here that has been lost in translation. Lasse awards Heino second place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)