Sarah confuses her splash with her slap

Sarah seems to confuse ‘plask’ (‘splash’) with ‘klask’ (‘slap’), and apparently settles on a solution that can potentially satisfy both.

She fills a large barrel (chosen specifically because of the loud noise it will make) with water, using a garden hose.

As she goes to turns the hose off, she hands two cups to Mark to hold, forcing him to hold the hose against his waist, to keep the barrel filling, and making it seem like he is peeing into the barrel.

Sarah then drops a watermelon into the barrel from a window on the top floor of the Stormester house.

The resulting splash isn’t particularly impressive, barely coming up past the rim of the barrel, because she presumably only filled it about halfway.

Sarah’s splash is measured at 2.13 metres, and she comes second.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)