Steinar's blue planet

Steinar brings in ‘the blue planet’ (i.e. Earth), in the form of a small globe, which he claims must weigh “several hundred tonnes”.

When questioned about whether he has actually submitted ‘the blue planet’, he likens it to Atle’s bust, which he claims you can refer to as being Atle, even though it’s just a bust. He therefore claims that he doesn’t just have a model of Earth, but the whole planet.

He admits that he doesn’t think it’s a worthy candidate, but suggests it would be more fun if he won. He ends up in fourth place.

(Written by Emily G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)