Aisling and Bob bombard Sally with piss and cream

Having read the task brief, Sally, who isn’t comfortable with heights, volunteers to be the one who is splatted.

Bob suggests using Ambrosia rice pudding, which he refers to as “traditional”. After Sally proposes that they could use balloons full of cream, Bob suggests they should use all green balloons except for one yellow one, which is instead filled with piss. He also requests swords, condoms, and a variety of balloon sizes.

In the studio, when Greg questions the piss-filled balloon idea, Sally confirms that Bob had wanted to urinate into a balloon, referring to it as “warm fun”.

Up on the scissor-lift platform, Bob and Aisling are each seen holding two large balloons, while Sally is lying on a large tarpaulin below, holding two swords.

The first few balloons dropped completely miss Sally and fail to burst. When Aisling drops the yellow balloon, which apparently does contain piss, it lands near Sally, bursts, and sprays its contents. Several more green balloons follow, but also fail to burst.

Eventually, Sally manages to pop one of the balloons with her sword, splattering herself in cream. Bob then drops three more balloons which also burst and spray cream onto her.

Sally then stands up and stabs all of the remaining unburst balloons while shouting “Die!”. She then picks up a filled condom, spins it above her head, and it bursts over her face. She finishes the task by doing a ‘snow angel’ in the mix of yoghurt, cream, and piss on the tarpaulin.

Greg thinks that the performance was fantastic, and awards the team members 2 points each.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)