Bård's rotating garden toilet

Bård says he is a firm believer that the most stressful part of sunbathing is when the sun moves, so you have to get up to follow it.

He therefore decides to use a cement mixer to create a chair that will allow Atle to rotate with the sun.

He adds a portable toilet to his creation, so that the user won’t have to go inside to poop.

He then adds a roll of toilet paper and an extension cord at the last minute.

Olli gingerly climbs up onto the seat to test it, and manages a small, successful spin to start.

Bård then revs his creation up to a higher speed, and loses both Olli and some pieces of the toilet on his second try.

Atle is entertained enough by Bård’s solution to award him third place.

(Written by Nic Greyson and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)