Bård protects his pineapples

Bård’s initial tactic is to drape himself completely over his table, which ends up knocking off two of his pineapples instead.

His brother tries to scold him for cheating, before realising that Bård had in fact screwed himself over.

Bård then proceeds to quietly steal pineapples from Vegard, whenever he is distracted, which is often.

He amasses a decent pile before Vegard and Maria finally notice all of his pineapples and begin stealing them back from him.

Bård’s tactic of laying on top of the pineapples apparently does nothing to actually prevent this from happening.

Bård ends up with just the two pineapples that he’s holding in his hands, and a bunch of pineapple leaves in his shirt, and so earns a shared third place.

(Written by Nic Greyson and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)