Jesper invents a website

Jesper proclaims that he is a simple man who is nevertheless a connoisseur on certain occasions, as there are few things in the world that make him feel fulfilled and truly happy.

He bemoans the fact that what has always made him happy, while it actually exists, is nearly impossible to obtain, as it was only available in Denmark between 1997 and 2001.

Jesper says that the only way that he can get this product now – which he is not allowed to officially name – is by travelling to Norway, as getting it imported is incredibly expensive.

The product Jesper is talking about, and ultimately reveals, is a bottle of Urge/Surge soda (a citrus-flavoured drink which is particularly high in sugar).

Jesper reveals that his life-enhancing invention is actually a website, www.hemmeliggroensodavandtilJesperOlefraNorge.dk [equivalent to ‘www.SecretGreenSodaForJesperOleFromNorway.dk’], where any Danes travelling to Norway can get in contact with him to ask if he wants them to bring back some of the “secret green soda” with them.

Lasse awards Jesper second place.

[Note: the website was very real, and featured a version of the video for Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up in which Jesper's face had been sumperimposed over Rick's, for at least part of the video. Unfortunately, the website is now inactive.]

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)