Julian’s risqué table

Julian brings in a glass-topped table, the base of which is made from a large wooden tree stump carved into the shape of several buttocks.

He explains that he had commissioned the piece in the 1990s from the husband of a friend of his, who happened to be a furniture maker.

Julian goes on to admit that he really doesn’t want to give up the table, but thought it might get him some points.

Greg awards Julian first place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)