Sue’s route one penis

Sue appears resigned to her solution to the task, pointing out to Alex that “We all know what it’s going to be”. In the studio, she clarifies her statement as meaning “Route one cheeky: cock and balls”.

After allowing one of the hourglasses to run down, she mistakenly nods at the camera for the first few seconds, rather than shaking her head.

At one point, she turns the shortest-running hourglass on its side, to keep it from running down again; Alex points out, however, that doing so has stopped the sand again, thus incurring her another head-shaking penalty. After standing the hourglass back up, she calls Alex an “absolute piglet”.

In the studio, Sue points out the irony that she (as a lesbian) would make a more recognisable picture of a penis than Lucy (a straight woman).

Greg awards Sue joint first place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: Karl Craven)