Julian’s phallic collage

Julian brings in what he describes as a collage which he was gifted during his time performing stand-up at the Bloomsbury Theatre in London.

The piece is dominated by a massive fabric phallus.

Julian says it immediately raised questions for him, such as “Why would you give this to me?” and “What am I supposed to do with it?”.

Julian reveals that he has hung it inside the wardrobe door in his guest room, to surprise visitors.

He also reveals that the collage is actually four feet tall, which shocks everyone.

Greg awards Julian second place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)