Karen’s sexy dish sponge
Karen ironically states that, as a woman, she finds housework to be the sexiest thing.
She therefore brings in a ScrubDaddy dishwashing sponge for her prize submission.
She points out some of the text on the packaging which can be interpreted as innuendos, such as “My eyes provide an ergonomic grip with just two fingers” and “My smile cleans both sides of your utensils”.
She points out that one of the images looks like the sponge is giving a spoon a blowjob.
To the surprise of everyone in the studio, she earns last place.
(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)
(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)