Dai’s luxury foot pads

Dai brings in some revitalising foot pads, which he says have a good scent and feel a little bit “naughty”.

He then makes reference to the song You Can Leave Your Hat On, noting that this also works with foot pads. He demonstrates this using a nude photo of himself wearing a hat and holding his foot up to the camera, to show the pad he is wearing.

He earns first place.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)