Ray’s budget spa experience
Ray brings in a budget spa experience, which he says he will give to the winner.
The experience includes a jacuzzi (actually a plastic storage tub with some water in it, and a straw that Ray says he’ll blow through to create bubbles in the water), a hot stone massage (involving some pebbles and his microwave), and a deep tissue massage (in which Ray massages the winner using tissues from deep within a tissue box).
He says that the whole spa experience is free.
He earns third place.
(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)
(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)