Mona’s biography

Mona brings in what she calls her “biography”, which is actually just a fake book cover in the style of the For Dummies series of books.

Mona has titled her biography ‘Tucking Your Package For Dummies’, referring to the practice of tucking used by male drag queens to reduce the size of the crotch bulge caused by their genitals.

The selling points listed on the book cover include: the choices of tape for taping back one’s ‘jewels’; whether one should choose nylon stockings or tights; how to sit like a lady; how to hold one’s pee for hours; and that it is otherwise filled with advice from the winner of Celebrity Big Brother 2023.

Louis isn’t particularly impressed by any of the contestant’s prizes, and so awards almost everyone 3 points.

(Written by Jenny R and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)