Sue’s swans

Sue brings in a cardboard box containing a collection of glass swans which she claims belonged to her Great Great Great Aunt Margaret. She claims that Margaret was a survivor of the Titanic, and that she had also taken the glass swans onto the lifeboat with her.

Alex plays the sound the sound that the glass swans allegedly make when shaken, and then a second image is displayed on-screen, showing the box full of fragments of broken glass.

Greg awards Sue third place, as “at least something got destroyed”.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)