Susan’s feline calendar

Susan brings in a calendar. Although at first blush it seems as though Susan has brought in another dud of a prize, it is soon revealed that her 2023 calendar features monthly pictures of cat testicles, which gets an excellent reaction from the audience.

Susan explains that she had been gifted the calendar during the wrap party for a film she was in, and that it had immediately confused her, as it caused her to question the sort of ‘vibe’ she was putting out to everyone around her.

She admits that she still does not know the answer, but that she loves that someone in a workplace setting thought to give her a calendar featuring cat balls.

Greg awards Susan joint second place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)