Sarah’s black belt

Sarah brings in a black belt, as she had always thought of wanting to “beat the shit out of someone”.

She says that she wants the skill of being a black belt, minus the time and dedication required to actually achieve it, due to her lack of commitment and discipline.

Greg criticises her for not talking up her prize submission well enough, and claims the genie would find such a wish boring. Sarah receives 1 point for her effort.

(Written by M3 / Andres Sanchez and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)