Episode 9: Bing bang schlong
Air date:
01/09/2021
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Episode synopsis
In this episode the contestants must bring in the most edible-looking inedible item, steal the Taskmaster's portrait, plant an umbrella in the right spot, take Paul on the perfect first date, wear a tie in a brand new way, and recreate scenes from New Zealand history.
Title context
'Bing bang schlong' was an exclamation by Urzila Carlson, during the 'Wear a tie in a brand new way' task.
Alternate Titles
- On Sweden's SVT Play streaming platform, this episode is titled 'En mycket obekväm dejt', which translates as 'A very uncomfortable date'. This is a reference to the 'Take Paul on the perfect first date' task. [Translator credit: DANI]
Assistant Intro
And here by my side is New Zealand television's most beloved administration expert. It's Paul Williams!
Taskmaster's Sign-off
It's been a beautiful 60 minutes spent with you all, or 0.00126% of the life span of a blue whale. We've thrust umbrellas into the soil, forced Paul Williams into adultery, and invented a brand new style of fashion ― 97% nudity. Best of all, we've found a winner amidst the chaos, in the form of Matt Heath!
Official episode video
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Episode stats
Points Awarded
91
Disquals
0
