Episode 10: A yardstick for failure

Episode synopsis

In this series finale, the contestants must bring in the best Greg Davies merchandise, fill up a pint glass from far away, do exactly what Alex does, perform a lullaby for a specific profession, and fool Greg into thinking they are - or are not - standing in ice. There's also a tie-breaker, in which two contestants must try to scream the loudest with their mouths closed.

Title context

Ivo Graham uttered the phrase "Please stop using me as a yardstick for failure", during the 'Fill the glass up to the line' task.

Alternate Titles

• On Finland's MTV Katsomo streaming platform, this episode is titled 'Epäonnistumisen mittapuu', which translates as 'A yardstick for failure'. [Translator credit: zador]
• On Norway's Discovery+ Norge streaming platform, this episode is titled 'En målestokk for fiasko', which translates as 'A yardstick for failure'. Note: this Norwegian translation of the title only appears in the subtitles for the episode, whereas the episode title listed on the platform is the original English title. [Translator credit: Jan Harald]

Assistant Intro

And next to me, a man who told me that, as a young person, he used to practise kissing on his grandfather's pet carp, Mr Suckles. It's Little Alex Horne!