Lloyd’s poor firework safety

Lloyd brings in a photo of himself standing next to – and not retreating from – a lit firework.

The picture is attached to a copy of the Daily Mail newspaper. Lloyd points out that this publication is full of scare stories about immigration, global warming, and the Royal family, so his parents will already be in a tutting mood.

Tom Gleeson agrees that getting too close to a bottle rocket will definitely lead to a parental dressing-down, and Lloyd earns 4 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)