Wil gets into sexting

Wil first sends the text “r u in house” to Tom Cashman, and receives the unhelpful reply “I’m birdwatching”.

He then just tries “where r u”, and receives the response “I’m having a shower”. For his own amusement, Wil asks Tom “r u wet”, and receives the response “So wet”, which amuses him. He responds to Tom with the message “Hot”, leading Tom to reply with the lie “I don’t appreciate the compliment”.

Wil vocalises his thought that Tom might just be back at the dock, where he’d started the task, and so he heads back there again, but fails to find Tom, so begins searching elsewhere.

Wil continues his chat with Tom by asking “r u up”, and receives the response “I’m in something that’s the right way up”, which is exactly the clue he needs. Returning to the dock again, he lifts up the boat, finding Tom underneath.

In the studio, Wil admits that this task was the one that had broken him the most, and he shares that when he got home that day, his phone told him that he’d walked a record number of steps.

Wil uses 140 characters and earns 2 points.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)