Josh goes full slob mode

Josh chooses to interpret ‘full slop mode’ as being lazy. He heads out to the lawn with a pillow and a duvet, and orders Tom Cashman to fetch him a beer. When Tom asks if he can have one too, Josh says he doesn't care.

Josh lies down on the duvet, and Tom brings him out his beer, which Josh takes from him without even sitting up. When Tom asks Josh if he’s just relaxing, Josh states that he’s not answering any questions or doing “any show things”.

After sitting up slightly to take a sip of his beer, Josh tells the camera crew that they don’t have to keep standing up and holding the cameras, and he instructs them all to put their equipment. He then says he can’t wait to see the edit of his attempt cut with footage of everyone else actually doing stuff. The camera pans out to show most of the production crew lying on the grass with their cameras. Tom Cashman then asks Josh if he has mixed up the words ‘slop’ and ‘slob’

In the studio, Tom Gleeson comments on how Josh had managed to get drinking a beer into a task again, and also questions whether he had confused ‘slop’ with ‘slob’. Josh justifies his attempt by claiming he was doing a sloppy performance. When Tom insists that he saw it as ‘full slob mode’, Josh claims that he has so few points, overall, that he doesn’t have it in him to fight for points anymore, because they are “meaningless”. He encourages Tom to “just score it how you will, gay daddy”.

Josh earns just 1 point.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)