Lloyd’s biblical bedside table

Lloyd brings in a bedside table, which he says he has on “good authority” was built by Jesus Christ, before he “got mixed up in all that other stuff”.

Lloyd says the film about the table could start with teen Jesus making the table, and then it’d follow the table through all it’s different owners over a period of 2000 years.

Josh points out that Jesus making the table is “a real big peak” at the start of the film, and that it would be like if the Titanic sank in the first scene of the movie of the same name, and the rest of the film was just shots of the ocean.

Tom Gleeson says he doesn’t think he could watch the story of a book being put down on a table for 2000 years, and Lloyd earns just 1 point

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)