Rosie’s letter-opener

Rosie brings in a letter-opener, explaining that she’d recently started living on her own, and was therefore naked most of the time, and ends up with a lot of food on her body. She claims that she’d recently discovered a smell coming from her belly button, and couldn’t clean it out with her finger, but that the letter-opener had proved to be the perfect tool. She goes on to claim that, the previous week, she’d even retrieved “a little bit of umbilical cord”.

When Greg asks Rosie “How deep’s your belly button?”, Andy jumps in to say “That’s my favourite Bee Gees song, that.”

Greg ultimately awards Rosie 5 points for the “appalling image” she has painted with her story.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)