Andy’s powdered trampoline

Andy claims to have brought in a “powdered trampoline”.

The packet containing the supposed trampoline is shown on screen, revealing it to be a ‘ZaltzTec’ product. The text on the packaging claims that the trampoline hydrates and becomes usable within 30 seconds.

On the back of the packet, a range of other powdered products from ZaltzTec are advertised, including a powdered granny, a powdered puppy, a powdered hedge, a powdered snooker table, and powdered powder.

Alex claims that the products work, and Greg chimes in to back this up, claiming that there are “three powdered grannies backstage”.

Greg awards Andy 4 points for his powdered trampoline.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)