Andy’s elixir of eternal life

Andy places a bottle containing the elixir of eternal life into Alex’s top-left arm pocket.

The label on the bottle warns that side effects may include “irritability, loneliness, despair, regret, shrinkage, boredom, futility, and hair loss”. Alex reveals that the ingredients include egg, “batshitium”, and “dolphin spludge”.

Greg insists that the real test of how fun Andy’s prize is would be for Alex to drink it. Alex opens the bottle, gives the contents a sniff, and shares that it smells “dirty”. When Alex asks how much he needs to drink, Greg insists that he has to drink the whole bottle, which Alex does.

Greg ultimately awards Andy’s elixir 5 points, because he’d had the most fun watching Alex drink it all.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)