Jack’s fart machine

Jack places a mysterious device in one of Alex’s lower right-hand pockets.

Jack claims that the device is designed to warn you before you do too much exercise. As a demonstration, he asks Alex to stand up and then raise his right knee. This doesn’t cause the device to react, so Jack then asks Alex to bend over and touch his toes. As Alex does this, a farting sound is emitted by the device, revealing that it’s just a fart noise machine. The device makes further fart noises as Alex tries lifting his knee again, and then sits back down in his chair.

When awarding points, Greg decides that Jack’s fart machine and Rosie’s ice cube are both funny, but also quite ‘route one’, so he awards them both 3 points.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)