Rosie’s ice cube

Rosie has placed an ice cube into Alex’s left trouser pocket.

Alex pulls out what remains of the ice cube, which has melted and broken apart into several pieces, and confirms that his leg is “quite wet”.

Just in case it’s unclear, Rosie explains that eventually, it will look like Alex has pissed himself. Greg describes Rosie’s actions as “Multiple layer bullying”, and confirms that she’ll get “nothing but praise” from him for it.

When awarding points, Greg decides that Rosie’s ice cube and Jack’s fart machine are both funny, but also quite ‘route one’, so he awards them both 3 points.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)