Emma’s useful hat

Emma prefaces the reveal of her prize submission by stating that she’d wanted something that looks good, and was both lightweight and useful to her.

She brings in a very tall, pink 10-gallon cowboy hat, which she’d had custom-made by a friend who works as a milliner. She then reveals that the top of the hat is removable, exposing a pump dispenser within, filled with moisturising lotion.

When Greg asks Emma whether moisturising is very important to her, she admits (after some encouragement from Greg) that she is “proudly dry”, and then adds “I’m a dry woman and I like to be moist”.

Greg awards Emma 5 points for her useful hat.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)