Emma creates a haunting soundtrack

Having read the task brief, Emma stands up and announces that the living room is too clean, and that she’s going to “have a think somewhere else”. She then clarifies that by “think”, she does not mean “do a poo”.

In the studio, Greg notes that he assumed that Rosie would do something involving shit, but was disappointed that Emma had “joined the poo party”. When Emma responds that they are a pair of “Cheeky ladies”, Greg responds with “Cheeky pooing ladies – what a film!”. When he then says that “there might be poo involved”, Andy quickly responds with “That was a disappointing follow-up to There Will Be Blood”.

For her attempt, Emma finds what she believes to be a dirty paving stone on the edge of the driveway, but actually turns out to be a patch of mud.

Kneeling down on a foam floor tile, and painting with soapy water, she announces that she is going to clean a scene of New Zealand into the dirt patch. As she creates her scene, Emma sings a haunting tune to herself which then gets repurposed throughout the reveal of the contestants’ respective artworks in the studio (and also during the ad bumpers).

When her artwork is revealed in the studio, everyone is genuinely impressed at what she’s managed to achieve using different coloured washing-up liquid and soap froth on a patch of mud.

Greg ultimately awards Emma 5 points.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)