Abby’s piss-drinking cup

Abby brings in a cup that doesn’t function as a cup as it has lots of holes in it. On the side is written “I exclusively drink piss.” Abby says it is bad functionally but also could start a conversation that you do not want.

Jeremy says he does drink piss and doesn’t mind people knowing. He also says, apart from the holes, it seems like a good cup. Abby suggests that the handle looks like an anus. After Paul suggests that if you like drinking piss, the holes would “replicate…”, Hayley asks him “Paul, when you pee, does it spritz everywhere? You should get that checked.”

Abby wins the task and earns 5 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo & Will G and adjusted by David Fuller)