Matt’s cheap bed linen

Matt Heath, representing Tofiga, jokes that he doesn’t know Jeremy very well (they host a radio show together), but he says that Jeremy seems to be a very pampered individual, and that his item is something Jeremy would therefore never have experienced: normal, cheap, low thread count bed linen.

Jeremy immediately states that it’s not linen, claiming that he can smell the polyester, and insisting that the image of it is taken down from the screen, as he doesn’t even want to look at it.

When it comes time to score the prizes, Jeremy reveals that he has had terrible bed linen previously, and so Matt earns Tofiga just 1 point.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo & Will G and adjusted by David Fuller)