Hayley’s erotic fanfiction for Ben

Hayley states that Ben would be devastated to know that there is very little erotic fanfiction about him online, so reveals that she has struggled through, as a platonic friend, and written some for him.

Her fanfiction is titled ‘Standing Ovation’, and has the tagline ‘First she came for the laughs, then she came for him’. Hayley has a copy of the story with her, from which she begins to read the following excerpt:

Now here I was, standing outside a dressing room with the name ‘Ben Hurley’ written on it, and all I can hear is the sound of my own heartbeat throbbing in my ears, and, I’ll be honest, throbbing somewhere else as well. The doorway has plenty of room, but I make sure to brush past him on my way in, where I can’t help but notice his wicket is standing strong. I giggle, ‘Ben, I’m about to knock your bails off, boy.’

Ben’s only response is to question why, in the illustration on the cover, is he holding a microphone while there is also one in the microphone stand. Hayley explains that AI has come so far, but it still has so far to go.

Tom points out that the picture shows that Ben has six fingers, adding that the lady in the story will surely be pleased about that.

Hayley earns 4 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo & Will G and adjusted by David Fuller)