Emma’s special stick

Emma begins by leaning forward assertively in her chair and announcing that she has brought in a “special stick”.

She then stands and paces a couple of steps towards Greg, before returning to pull out her special stick from beneath her chair. The stick appears to be a tree branch which is a couple of metres long, and has feathers attached at one end so it can serve as a duster.

Emma points the feathered end towards Greg and then advances slowly towards him with it, before backing away a couple of steps and then quickly advancing again, causing him to say “No, I don’t like it”. When Emma asks him how his buttocks are, Greg responds with “Tight”.

Greg ultimately decides to award Emma joint first place with Jack, so they both earn 5 points.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)