Hayley’s restraining order against Paul

Hayley begins by stating that they are all having a lot of fun, and that she doesn’t want to bring the mood down, but that the thing that is best from far away is actually Paul.

She then snaps her fingers, and a production assistant brings to Hayley a restraining order she has had issued against Paul, prompting him to comment “If I had a dollar for every time I got one of these…”. The restraining order states that Paul has to stay at least four metres away from Hayley.

Ben claims that it’s the first restraining order Paul has received from an individual, as normally they’re issues by schools. This prompts Paul to correct him, saying it’s not “a school”, but “all schools”.

Hayley earns 3 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)