Josh’s fart-filled pillow

Josh, on behalf of Tofiga, brings in a beautiful silk pillow.

He says that from a distance, you would think “I can’t wait to put my head on that”, but he then warns against doing so, revealing that he has farted on it.

Josh goes on to claim that you can sit on a pillow to squash all of the air out, and then fart on it as you raise yourself, and the pillow will suck in the fart, meaning you can keep it in there for 6 to 8 weeks.

When Jeremy points to the screen and asks if they’re safe from that distance, Josh points out to him that it is just a picture.

Josh earns 4 points for Tofiga.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)