Hannah spices up Alex’s birthday cake

Hannah was clearly the last one to film her attempt at this task, since the egret on the table has already been broken into three pieces by David during his attempt. Her response to finding it like this is to say “Cute... Love that.”

After reading the task brief, her initial idea is that she could do a shot of toilet water, prompting Alex to note that she’d said it as if it was something she’d done before. Hannah then asks if she can go and look around the house, before clarifying that she isn’t going to drink toilet water. Alex tells her that if she does decide to do that, she should make sure that they’re filming it.

Hannah returns to the living room with a tray, upon which there is some leftover birthday cake from Alex’s recent birthday, some whole radishes, and several bottles of different sauces and condiments. She shares with Alex that they are both going to eat some of the cake together, but she then pushes a whole radish into the top of each slice, before drizzling them with two types of scotch bonnet-based hot sauce (one of which is called ‘Skullfucker’). As she adds the sauce, she asks “All the best cakes repeat on you, don’t they?”.

After the pair take big bites out of their respective slices of cake, Hannah notes that “That’s starting to hurt a bit, isn’t it?”, and Alex suggests “I think it’s the skull one”. After they’ve both eaten their whole slices of cake, Alex wishes Hannah “Good luck”, and she admits to feeling “quite sick”.

After Alex blows his whistle, Hannah states that she’s going to go and put her head in “a bucket of milk”.

In the studio, after Greg asks how the cake was, Hannah notes that there had been “a lot of cake left over” from Alex’s birthday, suggesting that Alex hadn’t enjoyed the party, the day before. This prompts Alex to claim that he’d been saving that part of the cake to take home for his children. After confirming with him that this was true, Hannah makes sure to note that she has “so much regret” over this.

Greg ultimately awards Hannah 3 points for her attempt.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)