Elias raps

Elias opts to ‘rap’ for his points. The (translated) lyrics to his rap, which rhyme in the original Finnish, are as follows:

Check it out.
Jaakko, Jaakko, when I look at you,
I’m happier than I am on Christmas Eve.
I’m gonna start crying soon
If you won’t give me the 5 points!
I won’t get them for nothing,
I have to rap well.
Seriously, Jaakko, I’m the shortest and the youngest for real,
And a fresh face, gimme the points.
I need ‘em, I thirst for and want them.
Don’t you get, Jaakko, how good of a rapper I am?
And also pretty charismatic, and a nice boy.
Give me the points...

Jaakko awards everyone 5 points.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)