Abby’s unwanted PhD

Abby brings in her PhD from the University of Otago.

When Jeremy suggests that it’s a very expensive thing to give away, she claims she doesn’t want it anymore because of “Too many bitches”.

Abby earns 5 points.

[Note: a copy of Abby’s Doctoral thesis, titled Performing prison: How is life on the inside portrayed to the outside world?, can be found here.]

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)