Hayley creates the beautiful, bisexual, banana-focused ‘Majoraland’

Hayley announces that her country will have really good cuisine, but adds it will mostly be based around bananas.

Her country is named “Majoraland”. Hayley introduces her country in a generic East European accent, saying “Banana, or hello, from Majoraland, here in the Sex seas”. She is wrapped in yellow net, and has a woollen yellow wig, and pouts her lips throughout her video.

Hayley explains that she is “Queen Manora”, and that this is her land, where “everything is sexy, and champagne is on tap”. As Paul hands her a glass of champagne, she says “Thank you, slave.”

Queen Manora is revealed to be sitting in the bathtub on the lawn, surrounded by inflatable bananas and the top halves of some mannequins, and holding a sword.

As she then walks through the wooded area of the grounds, inflatable bananas fly past her head. She explains that there are so many bananas in her country because bananas are her favourite thing. She holds up a half-eaten banana in illustration, just as an inflatable banana hits her in the face. The smile then falls from her face, and she screams “KILL HIM!”, before looking back at the camera, smiling, and taking a bite of the banana.

Queen Manora goes on to say that everybody in Majoraland is beautiful, and that if you are born “with ugly dog face, we will fix you.” She notes that Paul is “on waiting list” to be fixed.

She then also claims that everybody in Majoraland is “polyamory and bisexual”, whether it’s “Banana Monday, or Taco Tuesday”.

Queen manora is then seen back at the bathtub, with her foot on Paul’s back. She states that if you want to live a life that is drunk, beautiful, and bisexual, you should come to Majoraland. She then tells Paul to leave, as she wants a female slave, as it’s “Taco Tuesday”.

In the studio, when Jeremy observes that Hayley’s accent was good, as it wasn’t “too cancellable”, Ben says he thinks it was Melania Trump.

When Jeremy then questions the fact that slavery is still legal in Majoraland, Hayley points out that it only affects those who have not yet “fixed their faces”.

Hayley earns 5 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)