Arnaud’s ‘Latin’ parchment

Arnaud brings in a scrap of parchment with writing on it which he claims to have been written in Latin (i.e. a dead language).

The parchment reads ‘Ego sum grattus le prepus o terminus d’autobus’, which – according to Antoine, who claims to speak Latin – translates to ‘Scratch your foreskin at the terminus’.

Arnaud jokes that the writing on the parchment means that anyone who rides the Montreal Yellow Line to its terminus at the Berri-UQAM station will catch an STI.

Louis is feeling particularly generous, and awards everyone joint second place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)