Mel is the smoothest about her silk

In the first round, the contestants have to be humble about their pies. Mel begins by complaining about her pastry, claiming that it’s “affordable” and made with margarine, not butter. She also says it’s not very brown, but it’s the best she has, before the whistle blows.

In the second round, the contestants have to been keen about their mustard. Mel has mustard in a plastic squeezy bottle. She says “Oh wow-wee! Look at that!”, before removing the lid and discovering that the seal is still in place. She then says she wants to “get in there” and “lick that”. She attempts to squeeze some out, but nothing appears, so she pokes her finger into the top just as the whistle blows.

In the third round, the contestants have to be cool about their cucumbers. Looking at the cucumber lying on her plate, Mel says “Oh damn. That’s lit as, fam. Wicked!”. She then says “What’s the dealio?” as she picks it up, before adding “Stop blowing up my phone with SMSs, and stop tweeting me!” just before Tom Cashman blows his whistle.

In the fourth and final round, the contestants have to be smooth about their silk. Mel has a purple square of silk fabric, which she asks “You come here often?”. She then unfolds it while saying “Did you just walk in here looking like this?” and “Heaven is missing an angel!”. Tom Gleeson decides that because his wife and children watch the show, Mel was the smoothest about her silk, so she wins the task and earns 5 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and Will G and adjusted by David Fuller)