Concetta is the least smooth about her silk

In the first round, the contestants have to be humble about their pies. Concetta puts on the hat that was covering her actual pie. She then says that she would love the Taskmaster to have the pie, and that she knows she looks fancy, but she doesn’t know what she is doing. She then says that she is a loser, and tells Tom Gleeson that he is so cool, before the whistle blows.

In the second round, the contestants have to been keen about their mustard. Concetta has a small bowl of mustard powder. She starts by saying that it’s awesome, adding “It’s in powder form, dude!” She then picks up pinches of it with her fingers, and excitedly says “You can be like whoo!” as she throws it around. She tells Tom Gleeson that she wants him to play with it, and then throws some of it at Pete and Rhys. As the whistle blows, she double fist-pumps and yells “Yes!”.

In the third round, the contestants have to be cool about their cucumbers. Concetta’s half cucumber is standing up straight on the plate when she removes the hat. She picks it up and casually says “Oh, yeah. This old thing?”, before claiming that it rides a motorcycle, and that she doesn’t even care.

In the fourth and final round, the contestants have to be smooth about their silk. Concetta is given some red silk underwear. She starts off by sexily saying “Oh, baby doll…” and “The way you make me feel…”. She then dons the underwear over her skirt, while saying “You nasty, girl!”, before sexily saying “Smooth…” as she rubs her thighs. As the whistle blows, Concetta hides her face, and the underwear slips down to her knees. Tom Gleeson decides that because his wife and children watch the show, Mel was the smoothest about her silk. Concetta is therefore eliminated fourth and earns 4 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and Will G and adjusted by David Fuller)