Rhys is the least keen about their mustard

In the first round, the contestants have to be humble about their pies. Rhys has a toy magpie under their hat. Emotionally, they start saying that there are so many good birds that they could have chosen. They go on to say “These don’t even like good shiny shit” gesturing to the magpie. They then begin to say “It’s just…” as Tom Cashman blows his whistle.

In the second round, the contestants have to been keen about their mustard. Rhys has a piece of card that reads ‘S(CH₂CH₂Cl)₂’, which Tom Cashman says is the chemical formula for mustard gas. They pick it up and scream hysterically while looking at Tom Gleeson and gesturing towards the formula. The scream lessens and transitions into laughter, before they scream again. Tom Gleeson says he doesn’t think Rhys was keen, just terrified, so Rhys is eliminated second and earns 2 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and Will G and adjusted by David Fuller)