Dillon asks for the opposite of salt

Dillon adopts a New York accent and, to avoid saying ‘extra large’, says “I need to order a pie. What’s the biggest one you have?”.

To request tuna on his pizza, he asks if they have any fish. To avoid saying ‘pineapple’, he asks the pizzeria worker for the thing that people normally get with ham on pizza.

To request pepper on his pizza, Dillon initially asks for the opposite of salt, but when the person doesn’t know what he’s talking about, he says something about there being a band, and they guess that he’s referring to black pepper.

Finally, in order to request dill on his pizza, he spells the word out.

When Alex asks Dillon if he thinks the pizzeria is going to cook him a good pizza, Dillon says “Hell no! That guy hates me.”

Dillon tries to get the person on the phone to say ‘bubbles’ by asking for the cheese to be cooked until it bubbles. When this doesn’t work, he claims that the name on the credit card is Bubbles, but he spells it out. When the person on the other end of the phone that repeats the name back to him, he pronounces it incorrectly, so Dillon does not earn the bonus point.

Dillon is awarded third place and earns 3 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)