Freddie talks about the weather

Freddie calls the pizzeria and – like a stereotypical Englishman – begins the conversation by talking about the weather.

To get around asking for an ‘extra large’ pizza, he politely asks for a “very big” one. When the person on the other end of the phone asks him for a specific size, Freddie answers “The biggest”, but the person just hangs up on him.

Freddie calls the pizzeria back and asks for a Hawaiian pizza without the ham, then asks for suggestions on what he could have instead of the ham. However, the pizzeria work is not interested in making suggestions, and simply asks him “What do you want?”.

To get around asking for pepper on his pizza, Freddie asks the worker to “sprinkle on a bit of salt and… thingy… its friend”.

In the studio, it’s revealed that when Freddie’s order turned up, it was a medium-sized pepperoni pizza.

Freddie attempts to get the worker to say ‘bubbles’ by asking if they serve any alcohol. Unfortunately for him, they don’t, so that ends his line of questioning.

Freddie earns last place and 1 point.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)