Lisa yells at the mayor

Lisa begins by telling Brad that she had adopted a dog who she’d named Parker, after the actress Sarah Jessica Parker, because they’re both “ugly cute”.

She then claims that she is a “spiritual gangster”, and that she works on herself every day.

When Lisa yells “What else do you want from me?” at the mayor, he responds “What have you got?”, prompting her to throw a letter opener onto the desk in front of him and tell him to “Shut up, Brad”.

Lisa then resorts to performing a yoga pose. When Brad asks if she’ll do “downward dog”, she accuses him of sexual harassment.

Finally, Lisa does a little song and dance, singing “This task is my bitch. So is Alex”.

In the studio, Alex confirms that Lisa had spoken for the full 20 minutes, and had said things including “I’m amazing.”, “I’m charitable.”, and “I hope we find sex tapes of you.”

Lisa earns 4 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)